BREAKING: Coup Commemoration Cancelled

“Follow me!” — Cadet Bone Spurs
(H/T Scissorhead D-Cap)

The Hill:

FormerPresident Trump is scrapping a planned news conference on the one-year anniversary of the Jan. 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol…

…In a statement, Trump blamed the House select committee charged with investigating the Jan. 6 riot for the cancellation. He said he would instead touch on many of the themes he had planned to discuss at the news conference during a rally in Arizona set for Jan. 15.

And what actually happened is that even Fox News refused to carry it live and twice-impeached LOSER ex-Prznint Stupid was afraid that his ratings would not be as good as President Handsome Joe Biden’s ratings.

How many times can Trump LOSE to Joe Biden?

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11 Responses to BREAKING: Coup Commemoration Cancelled

  1. Kiwiwriter says:

    All bullies are cowards.

    I learned too late in life that the only way to stand up to a bully is to STAND UP to a bully. Don’t learn “self-defense” or to “ignore them” or to whine “I AM NOT” when the bully taunts you.

    Belt them senseless. Eviscerate their power.

    Denis Leary has a great scene about that in his comedy routine. And remember Ralphie and Scut Farkus in “A Christmas Story.” One bloody nose and Scut Farkus was history.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    A. Couldn’t sell enough tickets.
    B. Attorneys knew he’d incriminate himself and the whole family.
    C. Ivanka let him see some sideboob, so he’ll be “busy” for three weeks.

    My money is on B & C.

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  3. Redhand says:

    Attention whore gets no Johns, leaves the street corner for the house of ill repute that is his habitual habitat.

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Jimmy T says:

    Just gonna drop this off…

    Liked by 8 people

  5. spotthedog says:

    A televised handcuffing (that doesn’t involve Russian pee hookers) would get him the best ratings ever, I’d sure tune in for that.

    Liked by 2 people

  6. E.A. Blair says:

    More than anything else, Trump hates being ignored.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Buttermilk Sky says:

    A press conference? With real reporters asking real questions? Was never gonna happen.


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