Floriduh is having a pretty tough Trump-Virus spike and it’s governor is nowhere to be found:
And if you spent any time on Twitter yesterday, you probably saw that Gov. DeSantis’ official account was sending out tweets for him featuring pictures from weeks/months ago, trying to pass them off that he was on-the-job.
His press secretary attacks:
And then there’s this:
Which is the most passive-aggressive non-sequitur response of all. It’s like your snidest friend saying, “I don’t criticize you for wearing that tie with that shirt,” which in effect is criticizing you for exactly that thing.
So is Ron DeSantis in the hospital? Who knows! Pushaw was blocking people who directly asked that question.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Delta or Omicron? Only the vet feeding him Ivermectin knows for sure.
Two weeks sounds like Delta. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving soul.
But he is only 43, and seems to be in good shape. He’s got a better chance than most of his fan club in The Villages.
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And he is almost certainly vaxxed. He’s not stupid just evil.
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Pin the tail on the coward.
Where in the world is Scram DeSantis?
Hide and/or go ventilate.
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If they would just ignore him (like the COVID) he will go away.
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The PR flack — Pushaw, what a name! — seems a bit defensive, no?
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Would it be wrong to say I look forward to reading his… you know… with great pleasure?
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Yeah, I am sure he is receiving a full round of monoclonal treatment at taxpayer’s expense. Not that he would ever agree to making such available to normal fucking people.
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Just gonna drop this off…
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I like to think he’s intubated in Pensacola.
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THAT’S what the kidz are calling it now?
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He’s having plastic surgery to look more like trump. Slowly but surely the whole cult disappears for a week and when they return…
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Он спит с рыбками
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This is the stuff of nightmares.
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This, from DeSantis’ other spokesperson.
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“He lifts people up to heaven [?!]”
Please tell me this is deadpan humor at its finest!
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It is. Blaire Erskine gets so close to reality.
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“Give it up, Heather-Christine. You’re not gonna make “Blue-Anon a thing.”
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She’s such an asshole!
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Maybe he got lost looking for the Florida segment of the Appalachian Trail.
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“Pushaw” / “pshaw” — seriously?
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Someone posted a tweet claiming he’s “with his wife getting cancer treatments”
Oh, here it is. I can’t tell if it is deliberately ambiguous or if Joe is joking.
(checks profile, top tweets), not joking, probably. He’s posting a rumor that NY officials (Ds, of course) want to let non-citizens vote. So…
I don’t know if he realizes how stupid this tweet looks.
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Is missing DeSantis really considered a problem? I consider it a feature not a bug, as the youngsters say.
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