The Snake Eats Itself

“Your reputation is amazing. I will not let you down.” — Lord Damp Nut to Alex Jones

(Announcer’s Voice) “He let him down.”

Or maybe this is some sort of parable about a lack of honor amongst thieves?

Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is threatening to “dish all the dirt” on Donald Trump to get back at the ex-president over his endorsement of the COVID-19 vaccine.

“Ya, we all wish Trump would do the right thing,” Jones said on his Wednesday afternoon InfoWars program, before urging his listeners to “move on” from Trump due to his glowing endorsement of the vaccine.

“In fact, maybe—you know what—to get Trump’s attention,” he continued, “maybe I should just dish all the dirt—you know what, you know what—I am going to dish it all on Trump next hour.” Jones added: “It’s not to hurt Trump, it’s so people can know how pathetic he is when you think he is playing 4D chess, going to save you and he’s not!”

The vague threat comes amid Trumpworld’s continuing meltdown over Trump’s backing of the COVID-19 vaccine, and pro-Trump radio host Wayne Allyn Root subsequently calling for an “intervention” to be staged for the ex-president. (Jones didn’t return The Daily Beast’s request for comment late Wednesday night.)

It’s a dangerous game that they are all playing with the always vengeance-seeking, deranged, twice-impeached LOSER ex-prsnint Stupid. And considering how they are all exposed as seditionists (if not insurrectionists) for the Stupid Coup, Hair Füror’s counter-punch could get them in the sneezer if he chooses.

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11 Responses to The Snake Eats Itself

  1. Hair Füror’s counter-punch could get them in the sneezer if he chooses

    Potus Pol Pot does not “counter-punch”. He merely flails wildly all the time, and the closer anything gets to him, the more wild the flailing. He’s as likely to punch himself as anyone else…

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  2. YellowDog says:

    If you believe anything Jones says, I have some swamp land to sell. Oh, wait. I already sold it to my ex’s boyfriend (really).

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Damn, should have invested in popcorn stock!

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  4. sos says:

    Someone should hit Alex in the head with a mallet.

    To knock that ‘hit in the head with a mallet look’ off’a his mug.

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  5. roket says:

    Sure do hope they can tell the difference between the cloned TFG and the real TFG when the time comes.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Rooting for Mutually Assured Destruction here, though I really don’t believe that Jones has dirt on Trump that doesn’t implicate himself.

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  7. Kiwiwriter says:

    I never liked the “snake eating his tail” image, as I have had many pet snakes in my life.

    The best was Babe the Ball Python. Born and raised in Florida captivity. His favorite thing, after eating mice and snoozing them off, was to wrap himself around my eyeglasses, and go to sleep.

    They have a tendency to die…Babe choked on a mouse…so after my last one, Harley the Hog-Nosed Snooze Snake, I said, “Enough for a very long while.”


  8. paul fredine says:

    jones threatening to ‘dish all the dirt’ is akin to the pillow guy saying he’s gonna expose all the ‘evidence’ in the next two weeks (why is it always two weeks? tfg always said the same thing about his fabulous, wonderful, awesome agendas and the two weeks never came). we all know it’s b.s. riding on hot air.


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