Bad Signs, Cont.

Australia, a land of many contrasts:

It’s probably just as well. Horses are notorious cheaters.

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11 Responses to Bad Signs, Cont.

  1. Ah, they play like tRump then? 😀😄😃😋😉 Scottie

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  2. Oneofthebobs says:

    The horses need to work on their grip. But motor vehicles playing golf? Terrifying.

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Well, I’m going to pony up…

    A man stumbles across a sign while he is walking through the country and the sign reads; “Talking Horse for Sale.” So, he goes into the barn to check it all out. “So what makes you so special then?” he asks the horse. “I’ve led a fulfilling life,” the horse says to the man’s surprise. “I was born in Argentina and herded for an entire village in the Andes. After that, I joined the police force, mounted of course, in New York and helped maintain the city and ensure it’s safe. Now, I spend my days giving free rides to kids in the country.” The guy is gobsmacked, jaw-dropped and almost speechless. He asks the horse’s owner, “Why would you want to sell this fantastic animal?” The owner says, “Well, he’s flat out a liar! He never did any of those things!”

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  4. Kirk Waln says:

    “Playing golf” huh. So, what if the horse is just practicing his/her swing?

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  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    Also they befoul the green with random stool samples, again like TRUMP!

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  6. revzafod says:

    The way I read it, riding horses playing golf is just one of three forbidden activities by the horses, including camping and taking a dump.

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  7. robginchicago says:

    They must have extremely talented Horses in Australia. Here, we have a Tiger who used to be pretty good at playing golf.

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  8. Kiwiwriter says:

    Asked if he was playing golf, the horse denied it.

    He said, “Neigh.”

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