One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul?

“Which dimension am I in today?”

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as Rand Paul, a man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in the 2024 Goat Rodeo and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never, alerts us to the nefarious treachery of the Democrats in 2020:

…and I am not the first to point out that this is exactly how elections are supposed to work.

“O, noes!,” Sen. AquaBuddah’s ferret didn’t yip, “they played by the rules AND STILL WON!!1!”

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9 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Rand Paul?

  1. sos says:

    Rand are learning?

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  2. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:

    “There’s something about an Aqua Buddha man…”

    Dating myself with THAT reference…

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  3. spotthedog says:

    Dr. Fauci may be a bit relieved that something else has caught Sen. Brillo Pad-hair’s attention for the moment.

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  4. Wesley Sandel says:

    In essence, Democrats stole the election by voting.

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