Free-thinking American Follower of Jesus Christ Considers Run for Office On Platform of Telling President to Eff Off On Christmas Eve

Posted on December 28, 2021 by tengrain

And of course the appropriate-named Schmeck went on Uncle Crackers hate radio show to announce it.

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11 Responses to Free-thinking American Follower of Jesus Christ Considers Run for Office On Platform of Telling President to Eff Off On Christmas Eve

  1. Kiwiwriter says:
    December 28, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    I’m so glad my daughter is a citizen of New Zealand and therefore a loyal subject of HM Elizabeth II, by Grace of God Queen of New Zealand and Her Other Realms and Territories.

    That means she has a blue-and-black passport signed by HE the Governor-General of New Zealand that admits her into that nation, and we can go with her when human chimpanzees like Schmeck are rubber-stamping decrees from the Glorious Leader after he regains the White House in 2025.

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  2. osirisopto says:
    December 28, 2021 at 4:41 pm

    Are you sure they’re not mis-spelling his name?

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  3. schmice3 says:
    December 28, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    Vulgarian. Classless and pointless. He will rue his notoriety.

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  4. roket says:
    December 28, 2021 at 5:36 pm

    What are the odds his Dog will tell him to follow the benjamins?

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:
    December 28, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    Rittenhouse-Schmeck 2028!

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  6. ali redford says:
    December 28, 2021 at 7:50 pm

    Wow. If any of my Girl Scout leaders, or my public school teachers, were alive to see this, after as hard as they worked to teach us civics (among other things useful to participatory US citizens.) SMH.

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  7. Richard Portman says:
    December 28, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    He will be sorry. He will probably deserve it.
    Dude, you can’t just go through life wearing a MAGA cap and think everything is going to be ok.
    We have a lot of problems. One of these problems is this guy.

    When i see people like this, i know exactly what to expect.

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  8. paul fredine says:
    December 29, 2021 at 6:42 am

    hope the answer comes in the form of a falling piano or a well-aimed lightning bolt.

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  9. vonBeavis says:
    December 29, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Jared Schmeck. His name translates to Descent Taste (Hebrew & German). Descent means losing altitude/depth, i.e., headed downward. Coming in on the orange sphincter’s shrinking coattails, it could just mean he’s simply a bad tasting meatsicle in a stupid red hat. He may run for office, and being a cultist, won’t have a clue on how to make government work. Typical GOP candidate.

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