This takes some brass

Manners tells us that you don’t get to use the exact title  honorifics once you leave the position; allegedly ambassadors and other appointees can use The Honorable, but even Emily Post would laugh at that in this instance.

May I suggest,

“Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

“Blowjob Queen/Wife #3 Calista and staff-banging serial adulterer Newticles”

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14 Responses to This takes some brass

  1. Wesley Sandel says:

    Calista looks and walks like the Martian disguised as a prostitute who infiltrates the White House in Mars Attacks.

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  2. osirisopto says:

    At least she found the truth filter on her photo app. Makes Newt look as evil, and he is and her as plastic.

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  3. These two are no doubt ego maniacs but this seems like a desperate last gasp to stay relevant and on the talk show circuit. Got to keep that grifting money coming in somehow. Sad these people cannot retire from the stage gracefully, knowing their part in the light is done and their usefulness is to help those now in the light from the sidelines. But the good of others is not a concept they understand. Scottie

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  4. roket says:

    The 1/6 insurrectionists thought they were ambassadors & speakers too Must be code for traitors. Did they mail their cards from Dallas?

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  5. Richard Portman says:

    Brutal but accurate.

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  6. MDavis says:

    I can’t say it better than this –

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Ohkay, sorry we already saw it. It was funny. We got the message. Sorry too late.
      We already still don’t know what to do.

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    • Redhand says:

      So if I read the “incredibly disrespectful” comment correctly, Matt Negrin thinks Gingrich looks like Gomer Pyle in “Full Metal Jacket.”

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      • MDavis says:

        I took it as “honey, this is so very stupid that it looks like your account’s been hacked. Maybe you should delete it”, but your take works, too.

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  7. they know they have no further public life, so they are trying to cling to no-longer applicable honorifics. Being on For an ONAN is the only ego stroking they can get.

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  8. HarpoSnarx says:

    Aww how nice Newticles still has his New Year’s date. Quite an accomplishment for the First Horseman of the American Apocalypse.

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