Maddie Cawthorn is divorcing after less than a year of marital bliss.
Such a promising start for the happy
master race, er, couple and who can forget the first dance… with his mother?
Still, I cannot wonder what went wrong.
We wonder who gets to keep the bunker?
UPDATE 1: Respect his
authoritah, er, privacy as he announced his divorce via his spoc on Social Media (totally not making that up):
If you are hot-Hot-HOT earthen vessel, ladies, contact Luke Ball (if that is his real name). Operators are waiting.