News That Will Drive You To Drink

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This will leave a skid mark in his underoos:

A longtime accountant for former president Donald Trump — who helped prepare Trump’s taxes and the financial statements his company used to woo lenders — testified recently before a New York grand jury investigating Trump’s financial practices, according to two people familiar with that investigation.

Accountant Donald Bender, of the firm Mazars, appeared before a grand jurythat was impaneled this fall by Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus R. Vance Jr. (D) to weigh potential criminal charges, the people said.

And the circle gets tighter.

Per the WaPo, “witnesses before a grand jury are automatically granted immunity from prosecution — meaning that Bender could not be charged for his work for Trump.” Heh.

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Potus Pol Pot’s ‘Al Capone’ moment.

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  2. schmice3 says:

    The disgruntled employee Daniel Bender receiving immunity for his lies to bolster a sham case against his trusting and unsuspecting boss will be one of the cards the trump legal team will have to play. Bender’s name alone is a reason for him to avoid risking prison. He understands what a stretch means. Still, I wouldn’t be surprised if a bank account, (secret even to him), “happened” to turn up.


  3. sos says:

    In (admittedly high school) baseball terms.
    OOooo, a Bender to the groin!



  4. Zorba says:

    The muck gets deeper and deeper.
    And Trump was supposed to “clear the swamp”? He made the swamp worse.


  5. Meremark says:

    Now is bigly time to see ‘Tramp’ and ‘prison’ in the same sentence or headline and hear them in the same breath.

    Also, include ‘betrayal’ and the case of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg which reference would give the orange shitgibbon cold sweats in the midnight hours. You younguns won’t be as affected but you say to Tramp, “Ethel and Julius Rosenberg betrayed this country just like you betrayed this country,” and he will shit his pants for days in mental terror.


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