South Dakota: ‘Is Our Children Learning?’

H/T @NamelessCynic of the twitters

…or maybe it should be what are the children of South Doh!Kota learning:

At a junior hockey game in Sioux Falls, S.D., on Saturday night, $5,000 in one-dollar bills was dumped onto a carpet in the middle of the ice as 10 local teachers readied themselves to shovel up as much of it as they could.

When the competition began, the teachers — all wearing hockey helmets — crawled into the pile of cash, frantically stuffing the bills into their shirts as an arena of spectators hollered and cheered until every dollar was snatched up.

Just wait until Gov. Kristi Noem learns about The Hunger Games, but then again, she might be saving that for her 2024 Goat Rodeo run.


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8 Responses to South Dakota: ‘Is Our Children Learning?’

  1. osirisopto says:

    I’m waiting for the cage matches for craft paper.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    It’s a lurid spectacle, SD should be proud. Instead of paying their teachers a living wage, they embarrass them with a money grab in front of the students they teach…

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  3. Bread Bucks and circuses…

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  4. MDavis says:

    Are they supposed to use the loot for school supplies or do they just keep it for frivolous stuff like rent?

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  5. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Make school shCOOL again.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    This is how the Germans fed Soviet prisoners of war — toss in a potato and watch them scramble. Great entertainment for the guards, too.

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  7. purplehead says:

    I want out of this shit-hole country.


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