Area Druids Mourns Fox News Tree-like Thingie

 

The look that the Dumb One gives Petunia when she says it is about Jeebus and Hanukkah is priceless.

Oh, as for tree-like thingie: it wasn’t actually a tree:

And that brings us to our quote of the day:

“I’ve seen trees — this is not one of them. That is a hollow structure that sort of resembles a tree, in the same way Tucker Carlson is a hollow structure that sort of resembles a human.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

 (H/T Scissorheads Jimmy-T,  D-Cap, and so many others)

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8 Responses to Area Druids Mourns Fox News Tree-like Thingie

  1. sos says:

    it wasn’t actually a tree*

    damn flammable though LOL

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Let the history books forever show that the War On Christmas was lost during the Biden term. (full blown mockery and sarcasm)

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  3. Dave P says:

    I’m going to start an internet rumor that this was a false flag operation carried out by undercover Proud Boys.

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  4. Jimmy T says:

    Gonna leave this here…

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  5. Martin Pollard says:

    Cold winter streets and the Christmas tree burning
    I sit around
    Trying to smile but the air is so heavy and chill
    Strange voices are sayin’ (what did they say?)
    Things I can’t understand
    It’s too close for comfort, this cold has got right out of hand

    It’s a cruel, (cruel) cruel winter
    Leavin’ me here on my own
    It’s a cruel, (it’s a cruel) cruel winter
    Now you’re gone

    “Cruel Winter,” Bananarama’s follow-up (maybe) to their first big hit.

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  6. spotthedog says:

    Righties are so so good at persecuted victim-hood, kudos to CNN for Brianna Keilar’s compare/contrast segment. They are like pro soccer players collapsing in apparently great pain and agony when an opponent passes within a foot of them.

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  7. Jimmy T says:

    I’ve been hearing rumors that Santifa was responsible…

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