Madge Totally Pwn’ed Us, Fellow Libtards

Madge
(Undated File Photo)

I missed this over the weekend, but Rep. 3-Names has come-up with the ultimate WhatAbout-ism for the Trump-Virus, so explain this LIBTARDS!!1!:

“Every single year more than 600,000 people in the US die from cancer. The country has never once shut down. Not a single school has closed.

“And every year, over 600,000 people, of all ages and all races will continue to die from cancer.

“Since #COVID19 tracking has started, 780,000+ people have died in 22 mo [months] in the US, but more than 1 million still died of cancer.

“More have died in 2021 from covid than 2020 in spite of Gov [government] mandated widespread vaccines, mass public masking, & trillions spent. It’s time to take a different approach based on the facts. Covid predominately targets obese & older people. Shutdowns, masking, and vaccines are not stopping covid, that is just government control. Ivermectin, monoclonal antibodies, & other treatments are saving lives.”

Who knew that cancer was airborne and contagious?

(Hat tip: toooooo many Scissorheads tipped this one to even pick a first-place’er. I totally face-planted when I missed it. Take a bow in the comments!)

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9 Responses to Madge Totally Pwn’ed Us, Fellow Libtards

  1. Aaand she “pwned” us agin when she came out *”Look there are TOO cancers caused by viruses!!!”

    Uhm yeah, like HPV, for which there is an effective vaccine…that Possum Hollar opposes because it’ll turn all their virginal pure little girls into sluts or sumpin’.

    I swear they’re gonna come out and start promoting blood-letting as a treatment for covid next…

    (BTW, booster is GREAT! Got another 5G bar everywhere I go! And It’s become astonishingly easy to cosplay Magneto!)

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    A bowser here, and yeah when did cancer (a non communicable disease) become a bigger threat then what were dealing with now? But I’m certain that she dwells somewhere along the trailing end of the IQ curve. I found and am including a pic of TFG in his Biggest Dickus mode (yeah some scissorhead always get the reference), for the enjoyment of all…

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  3. roket says:

    What mandate is she talking about? The mandate that she and her kind keep flaunting? The mandate that would help prevent the deaths of her fellow republicans? I live in a small community and I can tell you with certainty that every person who has died since the vaccine came out is a republican. The most recent being two brothers who were anti-vaxers and anti-maskers. They paid the ultimate price for their fealty to the stupid. The first one died on Thanksgiving day. The second died 5 days later. Merry Christmas you f*ucking idiots.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    You know what else is contagious, libs? Death! That’s right, you caught it from your parents. Check and mate!

    Ya know, I kept records of the 100K death milestones and we hit 400K almost a week before the Biden inauguration. The majority of deaths took place under TFG.

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    • MDavis says:

      Oh, yeah, she twitted a chart to “prove her point”.
      Also, hand over an actively burning building to your successor and you might find that the fire damage continues accumulating until you can actually put out the fire.

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  5. Infidel753 says:

    Who knew that cancer was airborne and contagious?

    There is an exception that validates the rule. Smoking releases carcinogens which are airborne and contagious — and we’ve regulated the living shit out of smoking ever since we figured out how dangerous it is to innocent bystanders. It’s banned in almost all indoor settings, and it’s enforced.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    OF COURSE cancer is airborne — it’s caused by wind turbines! A stable jenius said so.

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  7. Sirius Lunacy says:

    My wife is battling cancer. She, like pretty much everybody else in her situation, does not need a mandate. She sought out proper medical treatment as soon as she found out she had it and she wears a mask everywhere she goes.

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