UPDATED: Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

The last time we checked in on the Pennsylvania Senate race, noted wife-beater and child-abuser (ALLEGED!) Sean Parnell had dropped out of the race to spend more time with his kids on weekends, and so the local Republicans had to find a replacement.

Boy-howdy, did they strike gold!

The Philadelphia Inquirer reports that TeeVee’s Dr. Oz is going to jump into the race. The official announcement is expected within a week.

Now, it’s not just that Oz doesn’t live in Pennsylvania (he’s from New Jersey) and that he registered to run from his in-laws address in Montgomery County PA; and it is not just that his last time in the state was 35 years ago when he was in Med School, it’s also that Dr. Oz is a well-known quack. But he’s a quack with a lot of Ameros and can self-fund a race.

Remember this sage medical opinion from the good doctor last spring in which he thinks, you know, killing a few million kids from the Trump-Virus is a net positive:

And here’s where it really gets fun. The RNSC is trying to recruit plutocrat hedge funder CEO David McCormick to run for the seat. McCormick lives in Connecticut. Now it is true that McCormick also has a lot of Ameros, but one assumes that he can read a spreadsheet and say that the risk out weighs the reward, gonna buy me a yacht instead.

So PA Republican primary voters might have a real choice about which carpet-bagger to run against an actual Pennsylvanian nominee [Lt. Gov. John Fetterman (D-PA) or Rep. Conor Lamb (D-PA)] in the general.

This should be a fun race to keep an eye on.


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4 Responses to UPDATED: Meanwhile, In Pennsylvania

  1. spotthedog says:

    I think it was Andy Samberg who called him “Droz”.

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  2. I just saw a nice piece in The Lancet arguing the opening of schools may only cost us 2 to 3%, in terms of total mortality.

    “And what do you call your act?”

    “The Aristocrats! The Pro-Life Party!”

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  3. roket says:

    What are they thinking? Are there no 1/6 insurrectionists in PA?


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