Fake News: Russian Asset Blames Moose and Squirrel

Hair Füror on the balcony

In a new book(!) coming from Hair Füror’s lucky #4 Chief of Staff Mark Meadows we learn:

“Donald Trump tested positive for Covid-19 three days before his first debate against Joe Biden, the former president’s fourth and last chief of staff has revealed in a new book.

Mark Meadows also writes that though he knew each candidate was required “to test negative for the virus within seventy two hours of the start time … Nothing was going to stop him from going out there.”

Opinions Differ:

Weird how just days later he went into the hospital for the Trump-Virus, which kinda seems like proof that he indeed had it when he had that disaster debate. But what did the attending physician have to say, you know, when it happened?

Mark Meadows is measuring drapes for life under the bus, but it is just in time for his testimony before the January 6 Commission, so as usual Hair Füror proves that he cannot let any slight go unpunished, even if in the long run he needs Meadows’ help.

What a dope.

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1 Response to Fake News: Russian Asset Blames Moose and Squirrel

  1. w3ski4me says:

    I know Donny is lower than the scum on a lizard’s belly, but traipsing around with a case of the virus where he could have infected not just Joe, but a whole studio full of people?
    The guy is a real-life Dennis the Menace.

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