Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

H/T Scissorhead D-Cap


And we should note that there are no direct flights from South Africa to Mexico. So that immigrant trying to sneak in across the southern border would have to go through: The UK, France, or (wait for it) Miami.

Which means that they would have to go through customs at least twice before going to Mexico.

What a dope.


(Hat tip: Scissorhead D-Cap)

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18 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Texas?

  1. Green Eagle says:

    You are prophetic, a usual. Click on this and see the headline:

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    • tengrain says:

      Birds are jerks. Present company excepted, of course.



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      • E.A. Blair says:

        They certainly are. In the summer, they start making noise as early as 3:30, and if I wake up after that, I usually can’t fall back asleep.

        I was filling the bird feeder on my front porch when the woman next door said, “You must really love birds.” I told her that, on the contrary, I thought they were little better than rats with wings, and that I only kept the feeder for the entertainment of my cats. They sit in the window staring with dreadful intent at those little winged bastards.


    • ming says:

      I was looking for camp robbers and magpies which are the bastard birds where I live, but yeah, don’t mess with crows unless you’re a really big bird like a turkey.


      • Don’t fuck with jays either. A neighbor’s cat once fucked with a jays nest. The jays must have circulated an APB, because for years afterwards, that cat got harassed and divebombed by jays whenever it went outside.

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      • MDavis says:

        Jays are another corvid variant.
        Jays, cardinals, crows, ravens, all have some traits in common. One trait is cooperation among their own group, which could support the APBs, and the larger corvids, at least, will gather in groups to accomplish goals. We once saw a group of crows chasing down a hawk that had raided a crow nest. They probably lost that crowlet, but I’d bet the hawk was reluctant to risk going through that mob again. I can’t speak to whether they targeted the hawk whenever he came near later on.


  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Those South Afmerican immigrants have ALWAYS been a major headache!!11!

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  3. Jimmy T says:

    Of course they’re sneaking into Texass. Not sure how the welcoming committee will greet them, but It’s only an 8,000 mile swim…

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  4. roket says:

    Dog Whistle Translation: MAGAT’s buy more guns.

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  5. Ivory Bill Woodpecker says:




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  6. osirisopto says:

    Politics and hypocrisy.
    If anyone knows hypocrisy, it’s a Republican “politician.”

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  7. robginchicago says:

    President Biden today announced plans that he’s about to re-start (against his will, and only because some 5th Circuit Judge ordered him to) Trump’s MPP “Remain in Mexico” program to throw asylum seekers back into Mexico. He is working out final arrangements with the government of Mexico, and will also be testing and Covid vaccinating persons who come into the U.S. and are being returned to Mexico. He is also doubling down on the efforts to work with the “sending countries” to provide assistance that will help discourage mass migration from those countries to the U.S. Sure this is one hellava mess, but it’s good to have a President trying to do resolve the crisis without gratuitous cruelty.

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  8. MDavis says:

    Has Trevor Noah done something lately to piss them off?

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  9. Richard Portman says:

    Just name one thing that fool has said that is useful or intelligent. Even one thing. He should retire from his position. He is not useful to face these challenges. He obstructs and is a cranky old idiot who is throwing a tantrum.

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  10. ming says:

    Got news for you Greg, Omicron is already here and didn’t need to sneak across the southern boarder. So really, grow up and fuck off with this shit.


  11. Dave G says:

    You missed the other stupid part. Reread the two claims. 1) Immigrants have recently been apprehended crossing our border illegally from South Africa. And 2) Biden is doing nothing to stop immigrants from South Africa entering illegally. — If “Biden” is doing nothing to stop them, who is doing the apprehending?


    • [Ronnie RayGun]There you go again, with your libtard “logic” and “reality” [/RRG]

      Further down in that thread they posted the actual numbers. There have been something like fifteen south africans apprehended at the southern border since 2016.

      This reminds me of the complete freakout over Ebola, and Donnie Littlehands screaming about letting people from Kenya in. Kenya’s on the other side of the continent from where the outbreak was, a distance comfortably greater than the distance from NY to LA…


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