Making a Buck Off The OMIGOD Variant

Get ’em While You’re Cold!
(H/T: Scissorhead Purplehead)

Sure, we’re all gonna die, but Wall Street will makes some bucks on our vanity!

Zoom, Peloton shares rise on new Covid variant fears

Zoom shares closed up 5.7% and Peloton stock closed up 5.6% Friday as concerns of a new Covid variant in South Africa tumbled markets. Shares of Netflix and Roku, two other stay-at-home companies that have benefited from the pandemic, were up about 1.6% for the day.

Zoom and Peloton are still down 34% and 69% for the year, respectively, as people have returned to work, school and gyms.

¡GASP! It’s like they know us. I feel… seen.

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1 Response to Making a Buck Off The OMIGOD Variant

  1. sos says:

    Zoom and Peloton are still down 34% and 69%
    –nice

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