2024 Goat Rodeo News

(Hat tip: Scissorhead Karla)

The hall monitors at Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!)  are passing notes again with the latest hot dish on who is Hair Füror gonna take to the prom!

2024 WATCH — DONALD TRUMP world is already dreaming about whom he might pick as a running mate in the next presidential election — and “the former president doesn’t feel bound by geographic or ideological considerations — or any standard political rules at all,” reports Marc Caputo. The main criteria instead will be undying loyalty and a commitment to his grand lie about the 2020 election. Among the names mentioned in the very early veepstakes: Sens. TIM SCOTT (R-S.C.) and MARSHA BLACKBURN (R-Tenn.), Florida Lt. Gov. JEANETTE NUÑEZ, Iowa Gov. KIM REYNOLDS, MARK MEADOWS, RIC GRENELLand MIKE POMPEO.

And this is how Our Failed Political Press ™  normalizes fascism; sure he’s gonna kill off democracy, but who’s he gonna select to help him do it?!!1!

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9 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo News

  1. They’re SO gonna be surprised when the Gestapo comes for them and there’s no one left to speak up…

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  2. Martin Pollard says:

    And TFG claims that they’re all “begging him.” I bet they all called him “sir,” too. Totally happened. 🙄

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  3. osirisopto says:

    This is nothing. Wait until it’s time for him to declare his candidacy at the absolute last second.

    Then there’s teh VP – will he make them strut down the catwalk?

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  4. MDavis says:

    I gotta go see if Dreamweasel has an update on this.

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    • Redhand says:


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      • MDavis says:

        “poop flinging monkey”, tweeted by Dreamweasel (now with blog posts!)

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  5. Redhand says:

    Meanwhile, Merrick Garland continues to do nothing to bring this monster to justice. “DOJ insiders growing frustrated with Merrick Garland’s foot-dragging on charging Trump’s coup plotters: columnist.”

    WTF ever happened to the idea that “No one is above the law.” Seriously.

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