So How’s That Revenge Tour Working For Ya, Hair Füror?

Seething Rage.
(image courtesy Scissorhead MonkeyFister)

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) has been doing the hallway gossip correlation so we don’t have to:

Donald Trump’s favorite in the Alabama Senate race is treading water. His pick in Pennsylvania just bowed out of the GOP primary after losing custody of his children. In Alaska and North Carolina, two other Trump-endorsed Senate candidates are behind in primary election polls.

Tiger Beat helpfully left out the bit about wife beating and child abuse for the PA candidate, but you do you, Politico. We turn our attention to specific races, starting with Alabama:

In Alabama, where Trump remains extremely popular, Rep. Mo Brooks has struggled despite Trump’s endorsement. Brooks, a veteran congressman who lost in a 2017 Senate primary bid, has raised less than half of the $3.7 million his primary opponent Katie Britt has received. Britt has also earned the endorsement of the state’s largest farm organization, the Alabama Farmers Federation — a group that represents one of Trump’s key constituencies.

Yes, that would be the same Mo Brooks who wore the latest bullet-proof couture before he addressed the Stupid Coup-ers.

We move to Alaska, where notorious write-in candidate with the funny name is mopping the floor with Hair Füror’s hand-picked, would-be vengeance replacement:

Despite Trump’s endorsement of Kelly Tshibaka, the former commissioner of the state’s Department of Administration, Murkowski has jumped to a 20-point lead in the raceand has more than 10 times the amount of cash on hand.

And in the Gret Stet of North Carolina, Republicans would rather have the infamous bathroom ban guy than Hair Füror’s hand-selected MAGAt:

In North Carolina, 52 percent of Republicans last month said the former president’s preference would make no difference in who they support, according to a Public Opinion Strategies poll conducted for Pat McCrory, the former governor whose opponent, Rep. Ted Budd, has the Trump endorsement.

And Politico’s reporting goes on from there. Unbelievably, Hair Füror is endorsing down-ballot, local candidates, who have helped him spread The Big Lie, and who presumably would be down for throwing out votes in 2024.

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4 Responses to So How’s That Revenge Tour Working For Ya, Hair Füror?

  1. Unbelievably, Hair Füror is endorsing down-ballot, local candidates, who have helped him spread The Big Lie, and who presumably would be down for throwing out votes in 2024.

    Uhh, given that MAGAt legislators all across the country are busily making laws that will let them hand pick the president (while waving Article II of the Constitution like a little Red(hat) book … remember he said he has bigly Article II powers!), this is not exactly “unbelievable”.

    State Leges have a fuck of a lot of power and they’re cheap to buy.

    This is what he wanted them to do in 2020. If he gets enough of them into office, he doesn’t have to worry about piffling things like US Senators. If he wins, they’lll bend the knee to him regardless.

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  2. roket says:

    Trump’s Senate picks stumble out of the gate Republicans in disarray

    There, FIFY TBOT

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  3. spotthedog says:

    And,,, the Rittenhouse/Lin Wood sideshow drama that’s only gonna get more stinky. Gunboy wants his $2 million bail money. Luckily I don’t think supply chain issue is affecting popcorn availability.

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  4. Osirisopto says:

    I wonder how much his endorsement is going for these days?

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