Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

Get the nets, we got a live one.

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31 Responses to Some Post-Prandial Stupid?

  1. ali redford says:

    My first thought was Holy Cow, but I don’t want to get any cows mixed up in this…

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  2. schmice3 says:

    Butterfly net time. In Xerxes, the opera by Handel, he is in love with a tree. Is that the one she’s referring to?

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  3. Dave G says:

    If some non-religious claimed that, they would be put in a rubber room, What is it with evangelicals and their fantastical stories?

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    • tengrain says:

      Dave –

      They think a burning bush talks to them.

      Rgds,

      TG

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      • revzafod says:

        “The legendary salamander is often depicted as a typical salamander in shape with a lizard-like form, but is usually ascribed an affinity with fire, sometimes specifically elemental fire.”

        So, alien > lizard > salamander > fire > sex > burning bush > hot air > Gilbert talking out the front side of her ass, Got it; perfectly logical.

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      • They think a burning bush talks to them.

        Thanks to modern science, we have antibiotics for that, now.

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    • ali redford says:

      I’d hazard a guess that when she left, those two guys made fun of her during a break, no doubt joking about hormones, as well.

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    • pagan in repose says:

      Welllll, most evangelical ministers seemingly become ministers because they say they had a dream where supposedly god spoke to them and instructed them to became ministers. I think that answers a lot of the “What is it with evangelicals and their fantastical stories?” question. Evangelicals start with a fantastical situation, if you will, and from there they are off and running with the biggest fantastical stories they can think of.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    All that and no anal probe?! Oh well, can’t have everything I guess.

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  5. Czippie l`Shimpe says:

    I would rather chew broken glass than watch that video, but I do see that they’re selling a video series called “The Great Dillusion”. I mean, go with what you know, eh?

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    • Redhand says:

      Spell check. It’s “The Great Delusion.” “Precision of expression” is important in this context, and duly note the Branson, MO mailing address. That Branson chyron underneath the pic of Ms. Gilbert is fookin’ perfect. It almost says all you need to know.

      Many years ago I spent a few days in Branson. (I had my reasons, unrelated to the locale.) Think of the town as a Fundamentalist Christian Disneyland, with numerous entertainment venues populated by people like Wayne Newton and larded over with the most treacly expressions of Murrican patriotism imaginable.

      I plan never to go there again.

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      • tengrain says:

        Redhand, you missed out on the very sturdy Branson Rockettes kicking up the hoolfs?

        I hope you at least got to see the Yakov Smirnoff show.

        Rgds,

        TG

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      • Redhand says:

        @tengrain. Neither, I fear. I didn’t even know Yakov was there at the time. Years after I was curious about what happened to him and asked Dr. Google. When his schtick at Branson came up, my reaction was a painful Oy vey! Itst ikh farshteyn! (“Now I understand,” as in, he went to the elephant’s graveyard.) Better he stayed in New Yawk.

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      • Buttermilk Sky says:

        I believe it was Bart Simpson who characterized Branson as “just like Vegas if it was run by Ned Flanders.”

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  6. Just sorting her flock according to grifting potential.

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  7. osirisopto says:

    I fold. All I had was three virgins, and a mule.

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  8. Infidel753 says:

    Why do these people always claim the aliens want to have sex with them? Other planets must have a whole sex-tourism industry based on flying to Earth to shag random human fundies and nutballs.

    As for the part about pulling the face off and finding a reptile underneath, I think these people must have big parties where they all take LSD and watch the old V series from 1983. It’s uncanny how these kinds of scenes keep cropping up in their delusions.

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  9. bluzdude says:

    Meanwhile, the SyFy Channel has material for a new movie.

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  10. I cannot WAIT for the crazee to come when the Q collective borgs her…

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  11. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The safe word is ‘Klaatu barada nikto’.

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  12. paul fredine says:

    she should reconsider having that cocktail before bed.

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  13. Redhand says:

    @infidel753 “Lizards think I’m hot”

    And Weasels Ripped my Flesh.

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  14. vonBeavis says:

    The bat-shittiest. However, I return to Obi Wan: Who is worse, the fool or the fools who follow her.

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