America Baffled: Trump Writes Book, Is Literate?

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This item in Axios’s email thingie caught my eye (all the weird formatting and enigmatic bullet usage is theirs):

Former President Trump plans his first post-presidency book — “Our Journey Together,” featuring 300+ official White House photographs.

A picture book. He “wrote” a picture book. But here’s the quote that says it all:

  • Don Jr. tells Axios: “My father picked every single photo in this book, wrote all the captions, including some by hand.”

He wrote captions. Some by hand.

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20 Responses to America Baffled: Trump Writes Book, Is Literate?

  1. osirisopto says:

    Now we know why he’s trying to suppress the release of the documents to congress. They’ll beat him to press.

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  2. ming says:

    President Dunning-Kruger. What a moran.

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  3. And every picture of his hands will be circled in gold sharpie to highlight his long, beautiful fingers…

    https://people.com/celebrity/donald-trump-sends-vanity-fair-editor-photos-of-his-hands/

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    I’m going to funnel all my psychic abilities to see if I can guess ALL the captions:

    ME – ME – ME – ME again – ME and someone – ME somewhere famous – ME – also ME – ME and I think one of my kids – ME golfing – That’s ME – Ooh ooh ooh, ME! – ME having a diet coke – ME being Presinent – ME with Unka Pooty – ME with the French Prime Minister or is that the Presinent of Canada – ME eating a burger – ME with some MILF I met – ME at a rally, everybody loves ME – ME being impeached – ME staring at the solar eclipse – ME being impeached again – ME with the China Virus – ME – ME – ME – ME with a person, a woman, a man, a camera and a TV – ME on Mount Rushmore – ME crossing the Delaware – ME winning re-election – ME stirring up a coup attempt – ME – ME- ME- ME -ME – Cofeve – I’m tired of riting captions, it’s ALL ME for the rest of the book.

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  5. Jimmy T says:

    “He wrote captions. Some by hand.” Well, it totally works on a captioned audience or a captive audience if you will. Ah the world according to Trump by photos, there aren’t enough self respecting ghost writers in the world to make him look normal…

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Now I need to know how he wrote the other captions if not “by hand.”

    On second thought, I don’t.

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  7. Redhand says:

    He can write?

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  8. MarkD says:

    He couldn’t write his name in the snow unless someone else gave him a hand.

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  10. rev.paperboy says:

    Frankly, I am amazed it is a photo book and not cartoons

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