Now Hiring!

H/T Scissorhead Dennis Cole

“Thank you for your advocacy for Kyle Rittenhouse,” the congressman told [Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield]. “He is not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict, and I sure hope he gets it because you know what? Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern. We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in additional ways.” —Rep. Matt Gaetz

“Maybe Kyle can help me find a date,” Gaetz didn’t add, then looked at the incel and shuddered. “Then again, maybe not.”

I’m shocked, shocked I say that Gaetz didn’t think of hiring young Nestor.

(Belated hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)

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5 Responses to Now Hiring!

  1. roket says:

    Kyle comes in a package that includes two parents. But I have heard they’re swingers so… win-win.

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  2. R White says:

    Why isn’t this creepy asshole indicted? Garland’s DOJ is kind of an embarrassment at this point.

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  3. Kiwiwriter says:

    Hey, and under Trump II, Kyle will make a great US Attorney, too….

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