“Thank you for your advocacy for Kyle Rittenhouse,” the congressman told [Newsmax host Grant Stinchfield]. “He is not guilty. He deserves a not guilty verdict, and I sure hope he gets it because you know what? Kyle Rittenhouse would probably make a pretty good congressional intern. We may reach out to him and see if he’d be interested in helping the country in additional ways.” —Rep. Matt Gaetz
“Maybe Kyle can help me find a date,” Gaetz didn’t add, then looked at the incel and shuddered. “Then again, maybe not.”
I’m shocked, shocked I say that Gaetz didn’t think of hiring young Nestor.
(Belated hat tip: Scissorhead Jimmy-T)