A new novel theory (LIE) from Hair Füror as to why he lost the 2020 Goat Rodeo:
I’m not sure who he is accusing of using the Trump-Virus to rig the election, but that’s a new accusation to me. I was not aware that one could control a virus.
Also: be sure to notice the lifts in his shoes. You cannot have your feet flat on the floor like that, your heel would have to be elevated. Or maybe he has a second ankle?