Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror?

Deadly distractions

A new novel theory (LIE) from Hair Füror as to why he lost the 2020 Goat Rodeo:

I’m not sure who he is accusing of using the Trump-Virus to rig the election, but that’s a new accusation to me. I was not aware that one could control a virus.

Also: be sure to notice the lifts in his shoes. You cannot have your feet flat on the floor like that, your heel would have to be elevated. Or maybe he has a second ankle?

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9 Responses to Some Fries With Your Stupid, Hair Füror?

  1. YellowDog says:

    “They” are everywhere–just fill in the blank with a group you hate.

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  2. jetsam359 says:

    Was reading Charles Sykes (yes the Bulwark), and found an interesting quote about the pillow guy (TPG). “It seems unfair to call Mike Lindell a conspiracy theorist or even an election-denier, because, by now, it should be clear that there is something deeply wrong with the man. For months he has been peddling delusions so absurd that he’s become an embarrassment even to MAGA’s post-shame grifter world. His bogus claims about voting machines have drawn billion dollar defamation suits; his algorithms claiming to show Chinese hacking turned out to be gibberish; and his predictions of Trump’s imminent re-instatement by a unanimous (!) Supreme Court —as you may have noticed — have so far gone unfulfilled.” Yeah, I couldn’t agree more that there is something seriously wrong with TPG, we used to have institutions to house the clearly insane, but now they just join the Republican Party…

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  3. buckobear says:

    If he has a second ankle, will he be twice as susceptible to bone spurs?

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  4. Racer X says:

    How the hell can anyone read or hear the nonsense that comes out of Trump’s mouth (and his suck-ups) and not realize that how insane he is?

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  5. Holy circus-tents, get a load of the size of his cape er cloak er jacket! Second ankle AND 3 inches-long thighs. The man is a joke.

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  6. osirisopto says:

    He keeps two Russian pee hookers in his shoes. In case of an emergency


  7. osirisopto says:

    Now just hold on a minute.

    Something ain’t right. What’s that bow-tie all about?
    THat ain’t the real TFG. It’s gotta be a body double.

    I bet the the TFG is out in the jungles of Central America fighting off the hordes of caravans with his bare hands and incredibly large hands and huge, not mushrooms shaped manliness.


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