Pop Quiz!

I’m having a hard time believing that this defense might set Crisis Actor Kyle Rittenhouse free:

…but what do I know? Anyway, we have the element of a Pop Quiz right there!

What Will Kyle Rittenhouse Get?

My answer: A full scholarship to Liberty University!

Answer in the comments, blue-book style, black ink only.

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19 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. roket says:

    Since this trial is obviously rigged, innocent on all counts. And the jurors will get paid a lot more than $10/day also too.

    Liked by 3 people

  2. A Congressional run by the time he’s 28. If the universe really hates us, a successful run…

    Liked by 3 people

  3. jetsam359 says:

    I’m hoping the jurors can see through the histrionics and do the right thing because some kid from another state used deadly force against their fellow citizens, but I won’t be surprised if he goes free…

    Liked by 2 people

  4. William Fleming says:

    The chance to kill again.

    Liked by 4 people

  5. nearold says:

    I’d like to think the prosecution was better at choosing jurors and the jury was smart enough to know they’re getting played. Odds are there’s Death Cult members on the panel so mistrial. Conveniently the judge took away the slam dunk conviction on the lesser charge of unlawful possession.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Steve-O says:

    A brand new AR15!!!!!!!
    (which he will use on some other person, and commit yet another murder)

    Liked by 2 people

  7. Weemaryanne says:

    A brand new AR15 and a personal invitation to the judge’s place for Sunday dinner. And his mom, too, also.

    Liked by 3 people

  8. Walt Mistler says:

    Judge made sure he can’t be hung on the slam dunk lesser charge of unlawful possession. If prosecutors didn’t weed Death Cultists from the jury he’ll be free to eat spit in his food when he dines out.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Somebody, somewhere, is already planning to cosplay Rittenhouse with his/her own semi-automatic rifle. Maybe somewhere else in Wisconsin…where they have stanchions for the sheep. Just you wait…you’ll see!

    Liked by 1 person

  10. beckymaenot says:

    An actual license to kill. DoubleOhDipshit.

    Liked by 3 people

  11. Sirius Lunacy says:

    A lucrative contract to be an NRA spokesman.

    Liked by 3 people

  12. Just remembered this…Dexter’s been rebooted…just sayin…

    Liked by 3 people

  13. Buttermilk Sky says:

    A congratulatory tweet from “Liz Harrington.”

    Liked by 1 person

  14. Sir Nigel says:

    Give him a hnigelsugartits@gmail.comoody, Pepsi and a bag of Skittles and send him jogging through George Zimmerman’s neighborhood.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Sir Nigel says:

    Give him a hoody, Pepsi and a bag of Skittles and send him jogging through George Zimmerman’s neighborhood.

    Liked by 1 person

  16. osirisopto says:

    His own show on OAN, and a chance to fight hannity for the honor of blowing TFG, but I repeat myself.

    Liked by 2 people

  17. Dave G says:

    A speaking spot at the 2024 Republican Convention.


  18. spotthedog says:

    Absolutely worst case scenario: the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2025.


  19. MJG says:

    If you’re an American citizen you are entitled to:
    A heated kidney shaped pool
    A microwave oven–don’t watch the food cook
    A Dyna-Gym–I’ll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home
    A kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum
    A foolproof plan and an airtight alibi
    Real simulated Indian jewelry!
    A Gucci shoetree!
    A year’s supply of antibiotics
    A personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
    And Bob Dylan’s new unlisted phone number
    A beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick
    Rosemary’s baby!
    A dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams
    A new Matador
    A new mastadon
    A Maverick
    A Mustang
    A Montego
    A Merc Montclair
    A Mark IV
    A meteor
    A Mercedes
    An MG
    Or a Malibu?
    A Mort Moriarty
    A Maserati
    A Mac truck
    A Mazda
    A new Monza
    Or a moped
    A Winnebago
    Hell, a herd of Winnebago’s, we’re giving ’em away
    Or how about a McCulloch chainsaw?
    A Las Vegas wedding
    A Mexican divorce
    A solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot
    A baby’s arm holding an apple?


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