Republican Senator Claims Dog Ate Homework, Honest!

Shame on you!

Republican Senator Mike Braun, Ladies and Gents:

A Republican senator faces serious allegations that he illegally loaned his campaign millions of dollars from his company. But the senator in question—Republican Mike Braun of Indiana—says he can’t fully answer the government’s questions because one of his key staffers “vanished.”

…But the campaign must not be looking very hard. It only took The Daily Beast minutes to identify and locate the man. His mother said in a phone call that she would pass along a request for comment.

These mugs are shameless.

Anyway, Braun is in serious trouble and Indiana Democrats are claiming that Braun stole the election (sound familiar?), so there is more to come.

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5 Responses to Republican Senator Claims Dog Ate Homework, Honest!

  1. Eeeehh…I doubt he’ll get more than Jeannie’s fingerwagging. It’s not as if republicans are held to account for their crimes.

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  2. Grung_e_Gene says:

    The GQP is super emboldened Trump showed them they way. Commit crimes not crime. Crimes upon crimes upon crimes. A Gish Gallop of malfeasance and misdeeds. Overhwhelm the ability for the media, law enforcement, regulators, and the people to keep up with and then get away with it. This Hooiser Hooligan isn’t an aberration amongst Republicans he is every Republican and they are he…

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    The Roy Cohn Kamikaze!

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