I cannot even:
As Heather Duke once said, “You were listening to my prayers.”
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Gotta typo in that headline, TG!
No way he’ll give up his Congressional Title as ‘Dumbest motherfucker in Congress’ easily.
But this lets him gather up cash for pretty much anything….it’s all his if he explores and finds out that it wasn’t a map to the Promised Land but just a dirty Shell station bathroom on I-10…
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This assumes that he can tell the difference between the Promised Land and a dirty Shell station bathroom. For him, that may be the Promised Land. Underestimating his intelligence has proven to be a losing game.
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There is a theory …
Louie isn’t stupid, he just has bad luck at thinking.
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I have an alternate theory, sos. Louie was growing in his vat, and one of the lab coats said “What’s the worst that could happen?” and here we are.
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“Dumbest Motherfucker In Congress” is too competitive a field. As AG he’ll be alone on Dumb Motherfucker Mountain, and a worthy successor to Ken Paxton, most indicted AG in history.
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I would prefer a dumb-as-a-box-of-hammers cretin like Gohmert to the slimy criminal that is Ken Paxton.
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Palate cleaner? Well, yes, if you consider that vomit passing thru cleans your palate.
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Oops, that showed above the title when clicked on this and I missed the little arrow:
https://mockpaperscissors.com/2021/11/09/thank-you-jeebus-for-this-gift-we-are-about-to-receive-2/
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Get a protest march around DoJ for subpoena action:
Lock them up!
Lock them up!
Lock them up!
Also as LttE for local newspaper.
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