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Q: Can we keep Texas and let Ayatollah Ted secede? Asking for about 340M friends.

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) said that Texas should secede if Democrats “fundamentally” destroy the U.S. but added that “he is not ready to give up on America yet.”

“If the Democrats end the filibuster, if they fundamentally destroy the country, if they pack the Supreme Court, if they make D.C. a state, if they federalize elections, if they massively expand voter fraud, there may come a point where it’s hopeless,” Cruz said while speaking at an event at Texas A&M last month.

I hope someone got this on video, because it will be really useful in a future campaign event. Insurrection, secession, sedition make such interesting campaign slogans, Ted. Just leave already.

 

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15 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Those numbnuts can’t even keep their people from dying during a storm which would have been a minor inconvenience in any other state,

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    These Texas numbnuts couldn’t even keep people from freezing to death during a storm which would have been a minor inconvenience in any other state.

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Holy double post, Batman!

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  4. Fritz Am says:

    This is the clip – segment to “I hope someone got this on video, because it will be really useful in a future campaign event. Insurrection, secession, sedition make such interesting campaign slogans” is at 1:20:00 –> https://news.yahoo.com/ted-cruz-talks-joe-rogan-045915044.html

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    • roket says:

      Heh. He said in that video that if they secede they will take NASA, the military and the oil with them. Highlights the fact that absolutely none of them know how any of this works.

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      • Curious how he intends to “take NASA” with them; they’ll Annex Cape Kennedy, or does he think Florida would join them in seceding?

        They’d be a failed narcotraficante state in six months.

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  5. Ralph Wiggam says:

    50 miles north of Austin is the home of the US Army’s First Cavalry Division. If Rafael wants to secede he needs to talk to the First Cavalry and tell them they are being evicted. That will be fun.

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  6. Buttermilk Sky says:

    I can’t find the word “filibuster” in the Constitution. Can anyone help?

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