Local Man Makes Threats

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but Madison Cawthorn always sucks.

Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-Eagle’s Nest Gift Shop), credibly accused of being a grabby would-be sex fiend,  has an important announcement to squeak about being woke:

Here’s a pro tip for you, Big Wheel: don’t use phrases like “I’ll run you over.”

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6 Responses to Local Man Makes Threats

  1. Is he even dimly aware that [checks notes] United States Representative Madison Cauthorn is a “DC Person”??

    I”m curious to find out just how we’re supposed to be rendered ‘genderless’ AND ‘sexless’, is he implying that we’ll all be subjected to some horrifying “KenAndBarbie”-ization surgery?

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  2. Dave G says:

    Madison Cauthorn has morality? I find that hard to believe.

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  3. roket says:

    His talking points have cobwebs on them. The same old message with new and improved redefined wurds. Also too, I want to know where in hell his country and culture went and why he can’t find them. In other words, what color is the sky in his world?

    Speaking of cigars. I wonder what Sigmund Freud would have to say about THAT.

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  4. “Take all our morality away”? Now, there’s a heist that could be accomplished with a toothpaste cap for loot-bag (-with room to spare).
    “We will run you over …” -when “we will kick the shit outta you” just isn’t an option.
    This turd on-a-cart really crammed in all the fear-mongering ‘phobic and racist dog whistles he could muster/remember into that rehearsed-at-home sound bite.

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