Your Daily Gohmert

Remember that time when Gohmert’s tooth fell out while he was giving a press conference?

I think we now understand a lot more about Screwie Louie.

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7 Responses to Your Daily Gohmert

  1. Jaysus FUCK that man is D.U.M.B….Dumber than a rock who only graduated rock school because the rocks daddy was rich and paid off the teachers. Dumber than a handle-less hammer. Planaria laugh at his dumbness. Sponges routinely beat him at tic-tac-toe.

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  2. roket says:

    The land of cotton has always been at war with hemp and hemp has always been at war with the land of cotton.

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  3. revzafod says:

    “…you wouldn’t have that without fossil fuel particularly natural gas”
    Louie is an expert on natural gas. He expels it from both ends.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    Oh no!!! The same guy who dropped a tooth right out of his mouth on live teevee?! This makes Seth Meyers’ job so much easier!!!

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  5. MDavis says:

    I’d say that he read the entire Jean Auel Earth Children series for the sexy parts to get that bark-as-toothbrush thing, but there is no way he read that many words. Someone picked out their favorite scenes and post-it-noted them for him. Allegedly. .
    An, BTW, from loc(dot)gov/everydayMysteries –

    The bristle toothbrush, similar to the type used today, was not invented until 1498 in China. The bristles were actually the stiff, coarse hairs taken from the back of a hog’s neck and attached to handles made of bone or bamboo.

    The google can be your friend, louie, learn to type question into that series of tubes starting at your friendly google and you, too, can look… well, not smart, but at least not quite so frickin dumb.


  6. Wesley Sandel says:

    EVery time he opens his mouth it’s a reminder that East Texas is the capital of white trash world.

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  7. Richard Portman says:

    I’m just thankful that i don’t have to clean his toilet. It is a good thing that i don’t cook food for him.


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