Proud Boy Lite Sen. Josh Hawley (GQP-MO)
Nobody knows the trouble Sen. Metrosexual has seen:
White, straight, cisgendered, Xristian men in America are so discriminated against, it’s a wonder any of them can wear snazzy trim designer suits with perfectly coiffed hair, eyebrows and a mani-pedi.
UPDATE 1:
Mock Paper Scissors 
“Metrosexual, my ass.” – Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory
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Josh Hawley is the Ben Shapiro of Tom Cottons.
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Who’d’a thunk it…
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Hawley probably has lots of experience being treated like a disease in need of a cure.
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When I think of conservative masculinity, I think of Q-Anon Shaman because he dresses the part.
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When I think of Republican masculinity I think of Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell.
And now that I have thought of them together, that can’t be un-not-seen.
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, the problem with toxic masculinity is the toxicity, not the masculinity.
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