Pop Quiz!

H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D

Guys, Pravda’s domestic competition Fox News is launching a weather channel, which they declare will be free of politics:

Fox News Media launched Fox Weather, a streaming service, on Monday. Its forecast: No politics.

No Politics from the politburo? We doubt that the Fair and Balanced network that reports and you decide can quit touching that sore tooth. We figure with climate change on the front burner, this service will be full of anti-science global climate crisis denial.

So clearly, Fox needs some help with a tagline for their new weather product, and thus all Scissorheads should grab a #2 lead pencil and brainstorm in the comments.

I’m going with: “Fox Weather Channel: We Blow.”

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12 Responses to Pop Quiz!

  1. “Fox Weather Channel: The Sharpies Are At The Ready!”

    or, given who they’re likely to put on the air

    “Fox Weather Channel: Tits, Ass and Hot Air”

    Liked by 2 people

  2. glitterbug says:

    Here in Jersey, we love the cool NW wind from Canada. That hot, sticky mess from The South, not so much. But I suppose a sharpie can fix anything.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    If their weather is as accurate as their news well… I predict a shitstorm.

    Liked by 3 people

  4. Oneofthebobs says:

    Who needs it. We have plenty of people who get the weather wrong already.

    Liked by 3 people

  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    The Wind Cries Hannity

    Liked by 3 people

  6. tengrain says:

    Fox Weather: “We’re Not Pissing On Your Leg”

    Liked by 2 people

  7. ali redford says:

    Well, I needed a good laugh after the Charlie Kirk thing, and this did it-thanks! 😃😃

    Like

  8. David says:

    Fox Weather: Whether You Want It or Not.

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