News That Will Drive You To Drink

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“I’ll be back”

Well, now Faceberg is eff’ed in the dark:

Facebook has told employees to save all of their internal messages and documents since 2016, The New York Times first reported on Wednesday.

In an email viewed by the paper on Tuesday, the company instructed workers to preserve internal communication that includes chatter around its businesses.

“As you are probably aware, we’re currently the focus of extensive media coverage based on a swath of internal documents,” Facebook said in the email, per The Times. “As is often the case following this kind of reporting, a number of inquiries from governments and legislative bodies have been launched into the company’s operations.”

A Facebook representative confirmed the move, called a “legal hold,” to Insider but didn’t specify exactly why it was rolled out.

The most dire warnings about the dangers of Facebook are coming from inside Facebook itself. If I were planning investigations, I would put a hold on them too, before they started shredding documentation about how Faceberg lost control of his monster.

At any rate, sounds like he’s eff’ed.


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2 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    He can afford a whole team of high-priced lawyers.
    Wow, he’s a one-man jobs program!

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  2. HarpoSnarx says:

    Can’t Faceberg just invent a deflection app? Oh well I hope President Handsome Joe breaks up this monster before Western Civilization is destroyed.

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