Area Snowflake Announces Twitter for Snowflakes

Tweet, Twit, Twat
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Oh, lord, why has thou forsaken us? Parlor, GRIFTTR, and now…

OF COURSE HE ANNOUNCED IT ON TWITTER!!1!

Trump Says He’s Launching His Own Social Media Network Called Truth Social

Donald Trump said that he’s launching a new social media service, Truth Social, through a newly formed company called Trump Media and Technology Corp.

Truth Social will have a nationwide rollout in the first quarter of 2022, with a beta launch next month, according to a press release.

According to the announcement, the company also intends a subscription video on demand service, TMTG+, that will feature “non-woke” entertainment programming. There have been whispers about former President Donald Trump starting his own social media platform in the nine months since he was bannedfrom Twitter

It’s true! I went to it last night and registered…

And how free speech-y is it?

Truth Social has a page for users to sign up for a waiting list. It also includes a terms of service that include a long list of prohibited activities, including using content from the site to “harass, abuse, or harm another person.” Users also have to agree not to “disparage, tarnish, or otherwise harm, in our opinion, us and/or the Site.”

Snowflake Twitter, in other words.

PS — Oh, and of course it is a grift.

UPDATE 1: The WaPo

“Former president Donald Trump and his team declared Wednesday night that they would soon launch a ‘media powerhouse’ that would help them triumph in their long-running war against Big Tech. But within hours, pranksters found what appeared to be an unreleased test version and posted a picture of a defecating pig to the ‘donaldjtrump’ account.”

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15 Responses to Area Snowflake Announces Twitter for Snowflakes

  1. Martin Pollard says:

    “Irony jumped the tracks, careened down the embankment, crashed through a circus, drove over a mink farm, and finally plowed into a protected wetland where it rolled over, leaking oil, and exploded, raining down smoking clown shrapnel and flaming weasels all over the countryside.” – Jim “Stonekettle” Wright

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  2. Infidel753 says:

    to “harass, abuse, or harm another person

    But that’s all Trump used to do on Twitter anyway. Presumably, as boss, he’s exempt from the rule.

    I doubt this will last. He already started his own blog and dropped it when nobody read it. Wingnuts will get bored on a site where there aren’t any “libs” to “own”.

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    • Martin Pollard says:

      And the major “influencers” on the right aren’t going to abandon Facebook and Twitter any time soon. They know that they can’t indoctrinate new members into the Cult of Trump by staying in a box and preaching to the choir. I predict that this little vanity project is going to have the same half-life as every other Trump-branded venture. (There’s a reason you hear almost nothing about Parler, GRIFTR [sorry, GETTR], and Gab these days: no one cares. The Tangerine Traitor Vanity Project may get a little more attention at first, because the media just can’t put down the Trump Crack Pipe, but it’ll eventually go the same way.)

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      • tengrain says:

        I’m more worried that as Hair Füror “pumps and dumps” the stock that Possum Hollar will surely buy, that the money will be used for other purposes. That said, he’s unprincipled, greedy, lazy and pretty stupid. I’m not sure how this ends, but I don’t like it because of the money attached.

        Rgds,

        TG

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      • osirisopto says:

        I know how it ends.

        Y’see, I’ve finally figured it out. TFG has dedicated his life to winning for losing, so this will put him in the finals.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

    TMTG – Too Much Tangerine Gibbon.

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  4. spotthedog says:

    Again with hizzon unsociable media platform thing!?!? How many so far? I’m reading that this new and improved one seems to lack that certain “Pascale – level” of quality.

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  5. jetsam359 says:

    And of course a hacker found a way to make a considered statement…

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  6. More deets on the ‘going public’ scam here https://crooksandliars.com/2021/10/ironically-named-trump-media-company-just

    It’s a dumpster fire floating along on a gigantic flood from a thousand ruptured pigshit lagoons all flowing downhill to Merde a Lardo…

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  7. And this, dissection of their pitch card deck…it’s like something out of “Silicon Valley”…the FAANG monopoly…. who are all apparently controlled by Twitter….

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  8. MDavis says:

    It’s another Trump-built “Project Tah Dah”. Again.
    “It’s everything you think it is, and nothing you’re expecting!”
    – Josh Brener (as Mark Beaks)

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