It was either this or the singing bass

The horror, the horror

Scissorhead Baron vonBeavis really wants to get up in the Halloween mood (I guess) and so alerts us to the talking Hair Füror statuette.

Please read the reviews, vonBeavis advises.

My favorite: Q: How tiny are the hands?

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10 Responses to It was either this or the singing bass

  1. ali redford says:

    That cannot be unseen, not to mention recalling that voice of his … 😳

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    • jetsam359 says:

      Read a number of the reviews, and Boy Howdy he’s totally a cult leader…

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      • Richard Portman says:

        Yes, i read a number of them also. Barf. It was not a good experience. Most of the cultists around here are using the “Back The Blue Flag “. These tr*mp culters are still the majority but they don’t want to scare the radical leftist tourists away. That’s where the money comes from.

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  2. jetsam359 says:

    Speaking of the unspeakable, I offer this for fun and apologise to Queen and their followers. Putin has the piano covered, missing Kim Jong Un on the drums, and missing Bolsonaro on guitar…

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  3. revzafod says:

    Like everything else with TFG, you get cheated. In this case, out of plastic. Look how skinny they made that thing.

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    • ali redford says:

      I noticed that, too. They did get the hand proportion, it looks to me (and I could be wrong,) but Trump is waay fatter than that thing appears.

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  4. purplehead says:

    Read the questions and answers and skip the reviews. Those are hilarious. E.g.,

    Question: Does this come with an alternate jail jumpsuit?
    Answer: It comes with a suitcase for him to gtf out!
    Question: Does it say “If Ivanka wasn’t my daughter -I would date her?”
    Answer: Yes it says that and many other big league quotes, the best quotes. My quotes are the best quotes. The biggest quotes.
    Question: can mexico pay for this ?
    Answer: Nope not on the 17 [audio lines]
    Question: Does it say Crooked Hillary?
    Answer: No. It says “I’m a bigly, narcissistic baby who whines when I don’t get my parade and Omarosa is crazy and only an idiot would hire her 4 times.”
    Etc.

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  5. Redhand says:

    I thought it was a parody. Like The “Yes Man” talking doll.

    I’d recommend reprogramming the audio to put in all his slurred statements and demented shit. You know, to give a proper picture of this thing.

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