Betting Windows Open: Trump Deposed Under Oath Today

Stable Jenius

Hair Füror is being deposed today, under oath, regarding a 2015 assault at one of his Trash Palaces.

The case centers around a lawsuit filed in 2015 by a group self-described as “human rights activists of Mexican origin” who were protesting Trump’s rhetoric on immigration in front of Trump Tower in September of that year.

The men allege that Trump’s then-head of security, Keith Schiller, hit one of the protesters, Efrain Galicia, in the head after Galicia tried to stop Schiller from taking their large cardboard signs, which read, “Trump: Make America Racist Again.”

The lawsuit alleges that when Galicia tried to hold onto one of the signs, Schiller ripped it away from him, tearing it to pieces. Lawyers for the plaintiffs want to question Trump to discern whether he is responsible for his employees’ conduct outside Trump Tower that day.

Have your quatloos ready: will he tell the truth or not? Haha, I jest. Of course not. He’ll do some variation of I do not recall. 

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7 Responses to Betting Windows Open: Trump Deposed Under Oath Today

  1. He’ll flap his mouth until somebody cuts him off, is what he’ll do. Some of it will be tangential and a lot of it will be not-even-tangential, but some of it will be inadvertently incriminating. Let him talk; the sound of his own voice is the only comfort he has left.

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  2. roket says:

    Will this be recorded before a live audience? The entire world needs to see his behavior while he’s under oath.


  3. osirisopto says:

    I’m betting 500 quatloos he’ll confess to the Jack the Ripper Killings, the case of the tell-tale heart, and the insurrection of Jan. 6, 2021, while claiming credit for the invention of the wheel, the she-wee, and dildos.


  4. Kiwiwriter says:

    Those guys were not acting under my command. They were “independent contractors.”

    Also: “I knew nothink of ze atrocities and ze concentration camps! I luff my adopted country! O beautiful fur spacious skiezzz.”

    Please, Mr. Liebkind! We are not from the War Crimes Commission! We are theatrical producers! We want to produce your play!


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