Q in ’22?

The terrible sand people of the terrible sand kingdom of Arizonastan.

You just cannot make up merde like this:

It looks like Ron Watkins, a prominent figure in the QAnon movement who many believe is Q himself, filed paperwork indicating he might run for Congress from Arizona on Thursday.

If he goes through with it, Watkins would be by far the most prominent QAnon figure to run for office in the U.S., further evidence of how much the conspiracy theory-based movement has become intertwined with the modern Republican Party.

And from the Terrible Sand Kingdom of Arizonastan, well, whodathunkit?

Watkins appears to have filed with the Arizona Secretary of State’s office a “statement of interest” in running for Arizona’s first congressional district against Democratic Rep. Tom O’Halleran on Thursday. That’s not a formal declaration of candidacy, but is a necessary first step so he can begin acquiring petition signatures to appear on the ballot.

What are his qualifications?

On Election Day in 2020, Watkins announced he had resigned as administrator of 8kun and deftly leveraged his cachet as a QAnon figure to help him become a prominent commentator on rightwing networks on all aspects of the bogus election fraud conspiracy—to the point where Trump repeatedly retweeted his posts on Twitter.

Ah. That explains it.

Look, it’s not like Arizonastan has a track record of electing jerks left out in the sun too long. Oh, wait.

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8 Responses to Q in ’22?

  1. w3ski4me says:

    We do need an Adult to pass initial judgment on all Arizona government candidates. They have a bad habit of electing obvious nuts. A little adult intervention could go a long way towards a working government.

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  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Opposition ads will be insane, there’s footage of Ron watching porn while driving.

    I suspect that it’s a grift and he’ll fail to file his paperwork in time. At any rate, the 2022 GOP primaries will be a shitshow.

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  3. Tom is pretty well-liked in his district; a huge amount of it is reservation, so a lot of Native Americans, who aren’t particularly enamored of nutcases.

    Again, AZ is authentically purple..we the stinky pipples passed a state constitutional amendment back in 2000 mandating an independent redistricting commission composed of a representative group of voters. It’s why we have 2 Dem Senators (well, 1½ Dem Senators ) and 5-4 D-R in the House. The GQP only holds the State House by one seat and Senate by two.


    It’s just that our Republicans have decided to make up in complete, brain-damaged, batshit, untrammeled, koo-koo-for-cocoa-puffs, barking mad crazy what they lack in numbers…

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  4. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The Terrible Sand Kingdom of QIzonastan

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  5. roket says:

    If he is elected, his colleague’s favorite words will become “Mr. Watkins, your time has expired”. At least until he gets kicked off all his committees.

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  6. mr perfect says:

    Isn’t he the idiot who thinks he’s a ninja and punches wooden posts until his hands bleed?


  7. revzafod says:

    Reminds me of the song “Saguaro” by the Austin Lounge Lizards, based on a true story out of the TSKoA.


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