To Hell in a Handbag
“But it looked better on me,” Lindsey didn’t wail
Guys, Senatorette Lindsey Graham must have had a julep in the greenroom before going on Thumbhead, er, Hannity! to wail about immigrants in the strangest way possible:
“We had 40,000 Brazilians come through [Arizona’s] Yuma Sector alone headed for Connecticut wearing designer clothes and Gucci bags. This is not economic migration anymore.”
The Aryans in Darien are gonna be surprised, for sure!
Lindsey’s spokesperson cleared things up, tho:
“We saw luggage and attire that’s highly unusual for someone who would be supposedly traveling through the desert on a long journey into the U.S. …No dust or mud on them. But they do have luggage with the airline bag check attached,” he said, noting that Graham had commented that “the luggage was nicer than his own.”
Thus proving what we’ve said forever: Lindsey’s baggage is not very nice.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Does Ms Lindsey know that foreigners who can affoird designer clothes and Gucci bags can [checks notes] perfectly legally purchase green cards? https://www.uscis.gov/green-card/green-card-eligibility/green-card-for-immigrant-investors
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He doesn’t care, except for this usage of scare tactics.
In the words of Bellweather, “Fear always works.”
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His baggage may be lacking in quality, but he makes up for that unfortunate fact with VOLUME VOLUME VOLUME.
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OR, they’re using the “caravan of immigrants” to smuggle laser-babies! It makes as much sense as making sure, as you flee poverty, to grab your Gucci luggage.
Yet I’m somehow not surprised that it looks nicer than hers.
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Ok, I see two princesses in the photo…
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Yeah, but only one can breathe through her nose.
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I’m surprised he even brought it up, since he has spent a lifetime, trying to hide his “baggage” … in the “closet.”
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