To Hell in a Handbag
Guys, Senatorette Lindsey Graham must have had a julep in the greenroom before going on
Thumbhead, er, Hannity! to wail about immigrants in the strangest way possible:
“We had 40,000 Brazilians come through [Arizona’s] Yuma Sector alone headed for Connecticut wearing designer clothes and Gucci bags. This is not economic migration anymore.”
The Aryans in Darien are gonna be surprised, for sure!
Lindsey’s spokesperson cleared things up, tho:
“We saw luggage and attire that’s highly unusual for someone who would be supposedly traveling through the desert on a long journey into the U.S. …No dust or mud on them. But they do have luggage with the airline bag check attached,” he said, noting that Graham had commented that “the luggage was nicer than his own.”
Thus proving what we’ve said forever: Lindsey’s baggage is not very nice.