The Floriduh Prize Fight Commences

“And now, I’m going to Florida.”

Guys, there’s about to be a fight in Floriduh: Gub. Ron DeSantis has said that there will NOT be a Cyber Ninnies-style fraudit in the corrupt coconut kingdom:

“What we do in Florida is, there’s a pre- and post-election audit that happens automatically,” DeSantis said. “So, that has happened. It passed with flying colors in terms of how that’s going.”

DeSantis was asked about an audit because a growing number of Republicans have pushed for a recount of the election that former President Donald Trump won relatively comfortably in Florida — though he lost nationally.

And you can bet that the Palm Beach Man with the Staten Island Tan is hopping mad at Merde-a-Lardo. You see, in essence DeSantis is saying that The Big Lie is a big lie.

It’s pretty well-known that Hair Füror sees Gob. DeSantis as his main competition and has preemptively bragged that he would defeat him in the 2024 Goat Rodeo Primary.

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2 Responses to The Floriduh Prize Fight Commences

  1. roket says:

    Damn communists are coming out of the woodwork.

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  2. MDavis says:

    How many extra votes for Joe would that audit find?

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