Report: Republican Senators Don’t Want Hair Füror To Run

Hair Füror (H/T Scissorhead Skinny-D)

The World’s Greatest Debate Club, ladies and laddies:

Most Senate Republicans don’t want to see Trump run again

Senate Republicans, with a few exceptions, are hoping that formerPresident Trump does not announce his intention to run again for president.

These GOP senators definitely don’t want to see Trump announce a bid before the 2022 midterm elections, fearing that could sink their hopes of winning back the Senate.

More broadly, they’re generally reluctant to see him on the ballot in 2024 at all because of his track record with independent and swing voters.

And of course, none of them go on-record, Brave, Brave Sir Robin-style.

Several Republican senators, who requested anonymity to discuss Trump frankly, said they don’t want to see Trump return as the party’s standard bearer.

“I think we’re better off when he’s not part of any story,” said a Republican senator, who said his view is widely shared in the GOP conference.

“He’s a clinical narcissist. He threw away the election in the debate with Biden and he threw away the Senate out of spite,” the lawmaker added, referring to Trump’s first against Biden, which many Republican senators viewed as a disaster, and his influence on Republican voter turnout in the Georgia special election.

And his mother smells of elderberries.

One thing is crystal clear: Most GOP senators think Trump announcing a bid before the midterms would hurt them.

But one, lone, brave voice rings out, stupidly (Guess who!) –

“The 2022 election ought to be about the Biden administration and its rolling disasters so anything that would detract from the public being focused on what Democratic governance is doing to this country would be ill-advised,” said Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), a Trump ally, when asked about the possibility Trump could announce his campaign in the next year.

Hair Füror’s Day Planner only has one day in it: Today. He does whatever he wants each day with no thoughts about tomorrow. The lie he tells today will often be in complete contrast to the lie he is sure to tell tomorrow.

The second he gets it into his head to announce that he’s running, he will announce it. He listens to his gut, remember, not to his advisors.


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7 Responses to Report: Republican Senators Don’t Want Hair Füror To Run

  1. roket says:

    I trust these republican Senators used the Cone of Silence when speaking with these reporters.

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  2. beckymaenot says:

    This is total bullshit. Why is the press protecting these assholes?

    Liked by 4 people

    • R White says:

      Two things: The so-called coveted “access” to those supposedly respectable senators which as of late is the press yelling questions as morally bankrupt republicans run from the senate floor to their offices. The other are the unnecessary tax cuts and other gov’t giveaways that are handed out to the press’ corporate masters as well as the inbred wealthy.

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  3. Stony Pillow says:

    When the indictments are nigh, TFG will announce he’s running. He’ll be able to spin it as political persecution.

    TFG says and does what’s best for TFG. Always.

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  4. They had a chance in the 2016 primary and have been handed chance after chance thereafter, including 2 impeachment votes, one in the wake of actual damn domestic terrorism: if they’re too afraid to go one on one, gang the heck up on him and roll his behind out of politics. Find one unifying event, announce “That’s it!” and just finish him. It’s like they don’t know how to get started and want someone to go first.

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    • R White says:

      They are not real leaders who can make decisions on their own but overrated errand clerks told how to vote, what to vote for etc. by the inbred wealthy and corporations in exchange for cushy lobbying gigs on K street as well as do-nothing positions on various boards. They are all temporarily embarrassed that fat nixon makes visible their corruption but dare not say anything negative fearing the one group that will alway vote Republican: his heavily armed voting base of delusional white voters who have the mentality of developmentally stunted toddlers.

      It’s why moronic assholes like raphael ‘ted’ cruz spend his days in office shitposting on Twitter instead of introducing any type of legislation.

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  5. osirisopto says:

    Quick get the MHSG on the curvey couch crew.

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