Hair Füror: Insecure Size Queen

Just whip it out an measure it, already.

This dude is so insecure about his Mario Cart driver (H/T Stormy Daniels):

Trump boasted of crowd size at Jan. 6 riot, new book says

Well, he does finally have something for the history books to remember: he lead the largest coup attempt in US History.

While the Capitol was under attack on Jan. 6, former President Donald Trump remained out of sight from the public and watched TV in the White House private dining room, ABC News’ chief Washington correspondent Jonathan Karl revealed on ABC’s “This Week.”

…The former president liked what he saw, boasted about the size of the crowd and argued with aides who wanted him to tell his supporters to stop rioting, according to Karl’s sources.

So now we know that Hair Füror was watching it all unfold on teevee in his hidey-hole. Some choice tidbits from the books:

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., called Trump to ask him to tell the rioters to leave the Capitol, Karl reports in his new book, “Betrayal: The Final Act of the Trump Show.”

McCarthy allegedly told Trump, “I just got evacuated from the Capitol! There were shots fired right off the House floor. You need to make this stop.”

A source familiar with the call between McCarthy and Trump said the former president pushed back, saying, “They are just more upset than you because they believe it more than you, Kevin,” referring to the lie that the election had been stolen.

That’s more complete dialog than what we’ve heard before. It still sounds kind of stilted, but we know if Trump was the source, he would have made K-Mac say “sir” in there somewhere.

Anyway, all of this story scans as true, even if some of the details might be slightly off. But I definitely can picture Hair Füror bragging about the size. That totally fits.

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5 Responses to Hair Füror: Insecure Size Queen

  1. Weird Dave says:

    Something else from Betrayal:

    Trump Asked His Top Intelligence Official to Explore Insane Conspiracy Theory That Chinese Thermostats Changed Votes in the 2020 Election: New Book

    Now just how much meth (uh, Adderall) do you have to be on to believe something like that?

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    • MDavis says:

      It’s magic.
      The technology that runs voting machines is basically magic to him.
      Thermostats are magic to him.
      Heck, umbrellas are magic to him – he can’t figure out how to close them.
      Ergo and hence, why wouldn’t one magic thing make another magic thing do a magic conspiracy thing?


  2. beckymaenot says:

    Seriously- we barely made it out of the 45 administration. When are Dems going to get serious about making sure this doesn’t happen again. If they don’t prosecute the crimes committed by 45 and the entire administration, they we will be saying goodbye to the democratic United States of America.

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  3. Sirius Lunacy says:

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  4. Zorba says:

    Reblogged this on Politicians Are Poody Heads and commented:

    It certainly sounds like something Twitler would have said, and felt.
    We need to remain vigilant, because there are still so many people who think he’s the God Emperor.

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