In the heat of interrogation Spaghetti softened and confessed. He went limp and was carried to a jail cell, his cellmate was a guy named Parsley. Parsley didn’t move, he just sat there quietly in a corner.
Spaghetti asked Parsley why he was there, Parsley sadly replied “nobody seems to know”.
Two screwdrivers? That’s all it took to turn Spaghetti into a monster?
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Spaghetti is always sauced and sometimes baked.
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So what do you call a fake spaghetti noodle?
An impasta…
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You should see me after 2 martinis.
Rgds,
TG
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Only tee martoonis?
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He was liberally dosed with vodka sauce.
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I wonder if they meant the drink?
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Guess he kneaded some extra dough.
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Scissorheads. Never. Disappoint.
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In the heat of interrogation Spaghetti softened and confessed. He went limp and was carried to a jail cell, his cellmate was a guy named Parsley. Parsley didn’t move, he just sat there quietly in a corner.
Spaghetti asked Parsley why he was there, Parsley sadly replied “nobody seems to know”.
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Just throw against the wall and see if it sticks.
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