UPDATED: News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Guess who’s in the running for the Herman Cain Lifetime Achievement award? After speaking to a packed crowd at a campaign event in Texas?


Allen West


He’s taking it as seriously as any conspiracy theorist: with fish tank cleaner and horse dewormer:

Fact Check: there is no protocol for fish tank cleaner and horse paste. 

And of course, he whinnies that HE DID NOT GET VACCINATED!!1!

UPDATE 1: West goes to the hospital

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17 Responses to UPDATED: News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. brettvk says:

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Yes, it is not serious. That is why my neighbor is dragging an oxygen tank behind him when he goes outside. He was in the ICU for two weeks.
      We thought he was going to die.
      To be honest, we care about him, but he is one of these trump people. We never speak any Spanish or other languages around him.
      Imagine if he had died? He would have left a widow. She would have been devastated.

      I don’t know why they don’t think of these things.

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  2. Not serious, but I going to th


  3. jetsam359 says:

    Well Hypoxemia is a classic symptom of the Darwin variant. A reading of 89 isn’t too awful, but it could quickly go much lower thus forcing the medical to intubate him. Just what they need, another antivaxer clogging up the Texass hospital system, or what’s left of it. Maybe this is a good time to post this…

    Tengrain was here!

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  4. Martin Pollard says:

    “Let them die!” – James T. Kirk, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country


  5. Weird Dave says:

    Glad to know the Hydroxychloroquine and Ivermectin protocols are working as expected…

    Liked by 5 people

  6. Redhand says:

    LTC West did not. LTC West has publicly stated he supports individual choice and this is reflected in his own family.

    I despise this asshole, who qualifies as a war criminal:

    West was deployed to Kuwait in 1991 and Iraq in 2003. In 2003, West was charged in an incident that involved the beating and simulated execution of an Iraqi policeman, with West firing a gun near the Iraqi man’s head during an interrogation. After an Article 32 hearing was held, West accepted non-judicial punishment, was fined $5,000, and allowed to retire as a lieutenant colonel.

    Even if he survives, or winds up crippled for life, it’s all but guaranteed he will have learned nothing from his stupidity.

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  7. Richard Portman says:

    Fuck around and find out.

    Liked by 2 people

  8. roket says:

    Now we wait. Wait to see if Mrs. West sues the hospital to force-feed her husband Ivermectin, That reminds me. Remember the woman in OH who sued the hospital to force-feed her husband Ivermectin? He died.

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  9. Spirula says:

    Here’s to the phlebotomist giving his IV port a good twist.


  10. buckobear says:

    This man who dishonored our country’s uniform does not deserve to be associated with the rank he besmirched,
    Any reproduction containing mention of his former rank should contain the info provided above by Redhand.


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