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Guess who’s in the running for the Herman Cain Lifetime Achievement award? After speaking to a packed crowd at a campaign event in Texas?
He’s taking it as seriously as any conspiracy theorist: with fish tank cleaner and horse dewormer:
Fact Check: there is no protocol for fish tank cleaner and horse paste.
And of course, he whinnies that HE DID NOT GET VACCINATED!!1!
UPDATE 1: West goes to the hospital