News That Will Drive You to Drink

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Cthulhu

(Artist Rendition)

I don’t know whether to laugh at this wingnut or cry, but I think laugh:

A New Hampshire lawmaker circulated the groundless and absurd claim that coronavirus vaccines contain a “living organism with tentacles.”

Sounds like Cthulhu, or perhaps the FSM?

Rep. Ken Weyler, a Republican appears to support the claim made in a 52-page report he emailed to other lawmakers, prompting calls for his removal as the head of a government committee.

Ya think?

Among the claims made in the document titled “The Vaccine Death Report” were that “unknown, octopus-like creatures are being injected into millions of children worldwide,” the Daily Beast reported.

I think it is called “Republicanism.” Look out for it, kids, it seems to control those who are infected and forces them to say strange and stupid things, and there is no known cure.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. jetsam359 says:

    Rep. Ken Weyler needs a vacation possibly in an institution that can treat his delusions with strong medication. But Cthulhu? FSM? I tend to go with Pastafarian just because I like pasta, but there have been worrisome sightings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in Germany. We should all be very afraid…

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  2. spotthedog says:

    Tentacled organisms in the vaccine? Somebody needs to look into exactly what chemicals Lindell is using to make those pillows!

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  3. HarpoSnarx says:

    Jake, it’s New Hampshire.

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  4. roket says:

    Dude is definitely unwoke.

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  5. buckobear says:

    Nah. FSM is benevolent.

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  6. IMRowPog says:

    I keep telling everyone [who’ll listen] there are no “tracking chips” or polyarthropds in the vaccines. It’s nanobots!
    You see, the one in the original, one-dose J&J was just a bit too large ……

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  7. MDavis says:

    He dressed his dog up as Cthulu, with balons?
    I can’t even get mine to wear her lobster costume, and that’s basically just a specialty sweater.

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