There is no one less oppressed that the white Xristian evangelicals in America, but don’t tell that to Madison Cawthorn (R – Eagles Nest Giftshop):
How many times can the man with no principles tell the theocrats to stand on principle?
(Not gonna make the obvious joke, but boy-howdy, am I thinking it.)
Mock Paper Scissors 
He’s speaking to the unwoken who are currently losing about 1,500 members a day. He needs to talk faster.
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Way back when I came across a treatise about Psychohistory in practice, with learned commentary and graphs, and this included a discussion of wars, and how to predict them.
The bottom line was that wars are never started the way the “conservatives” claim, with poor countries starting a war to get the richer country’s stuff. Instead, they invariably were started by the richer countries noticing that their neighbors have things, too, and deciding that all they have to do is go shoot up the place and they can get the poorer county’s stuff and be even richer.
This is just another example of that phenomenon.
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I would like to give David¹ Madison Cawthorn some real persecution and find out how much he can take. I’ll give him some of what the Roman Christians used to do to the Pagans.
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¹Yes, David is his real first name. He probably uses “Madison” because it sounds snootier. He’s right up there with Addison Mitchell McConnell and Rafael Edward Cruz.
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Sometimes I think about becoming a Muslim just to spite the pseudo-Christian white trash.
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Become a NeoPagan instead. At least their religious services aren’t boring.
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Somebody tell them they can’t secede and crusade at the same time.
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Ain’t got a leg to stand on. (That’s right, I said it. You’re welcome.)
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I appreciate your service, Schmice. Come, sit next to me.
Rgds,
TG
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Absolutely
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A piece of shit in a wheelchair. For this creature, I can’t be more eloquent.
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Well, maybe I should have said, “holy shit.” It fits his religious jihad utterances better and my utter disgust at this Christofascist.
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Holy Roller
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Maybe not that holy.
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Jesus himself hates the things Cawtorn believes in; he told me so at Snooky’s Bar last week.
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Where’s Richard Widmark when yoú need him.
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