And Now, Madison Cawthorn is Calling For a Crusade

There is no one less oppressed that the white Xristian evangelicals in America, but don’t tell that to Madison Cawthorn (R – Eagles Nest Giftshop):

How many times can the man with no principles tell the theocrats to stand on principle?

(Not gonna make the obvious joke, but boy-howdy, am I thinking it.)

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16 Responses to And Now, Madison Cawthorn is Calling For a Crusade

  1. roket says:

    He’s speaking to the unwoken who are currently losing about 1,500 members a day. He needs to talk faster.

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  2. MDavis says:

    Way back when I came across a treatise about Psychohistory in practice, with learned commentary and graphs, and this included a discussion of wars, and how to predict them.
    The bottom line was that wars are never started the way the “conservatives” claim, with poor countries starting a war to get the richer country’s stuff. Instead, they invariably were started by the richer countries noticing that their neighbors have things, too, and deciding that all they have to do is go shoot up the place and they can get the poorer county’s stuff and be even richer.
    This is just another example of that phenomenon.

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    I would like to give David¹ Madison Cawthorn some real persecution and find out how much he can take. I’ll give him some of what the Roman Christians used to do to the Pagans.

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    • E.A. Blair says:

      ¹Yes, David is his real first name. He probably uses “Madison” because it sounds snootier. He’s right up there with Addison Mitchell McConnell and Rafael Edward Cruz.

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  4. Wesley Sandel says:

    Sometimes I think about becoming a Muslim just to spite the pseudo-Christian white trash.

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  5. Buttermilk Sky says:

    Somebody tell them they can’t secede and crusade at the same time.

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  6. schmice3 says:

    Ain’t got a leg to stand on. (That’s right, I said it. You’re welcome.)

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Redhand says:

    A piece of shit in a wheelchair. For this creature, I can’t be more eloquent.

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    • Redhand says:

      Well, maybe I should have said, “holy shit.” It fits his religious jihad utterances better and my utter disgust at this Christofascist.

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  8. spotthedog says:

    Holy Roller

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  9. Professor Pupdog says:

    Jesus himself hates the things Cawtorn believes in; he told me so at Snooky’s Bar last week.


  10. HarpoSnarx says:

    Where’s Richard Widmark when yoú need him.


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