2024 Goat Rodeo Update

Mike and Mother Pence Cosplay the Cowboy and the Lady Bug — HAWT!

Mike Pence, a man so wooden termites salivate when he enters a room, is heading to Iowa:

Former Vice President Mike Pence is headed to Iowa next month as he ramps up his national travel schedule ahead of a potential 2024 White House bid…

It is Pence‘s second trip in just a few months to Iowa, which has traditionally held the first presidential nominating contest. Pence appeared this summer at the Faith & Freedom Summit, an event hosted by Bob Vander Plaats, an influential evangelical figure in the state.

The excited citizens are already building the traditional gallows and practicing their traditional greetings of, “Hang Mike Pence.”

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6 Responses to 2024 Goat Rodeo Update

  1. genelms says:

    Karen wants to be President, and if the Termite Buffet has to hang to get there so be it.

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    • w3ski4me says:

      My thoughts exactly. That woman knows what she wants, and she will burn him alive to get it.

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    • Richard Portman says:

      Do they even know how perverted and weird they look? And what is up with those republican pumpkins?
      Why is he pretending to be a cowboy? Who put that cucumber in his pants, and dressed him in chaps?
      Why is mother dressed like a ladybug?
      I will never understand these people.


  2. roket says:

    I already claim voter fraud just in case he wins (as they would do unto us).

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  3. revzafod says:

    Sorry, but I think the termites would puke after sampling Pence.


  4. pagan in repose says:

    In that picture Pense looks like the kind of “dude” that the boys on the ranch would make ride “Old Thunder” until he was so black and blue his teeth would fall out. And the Mrs. has that satisfied look of a woman who has his balls in a jar at home. But they look like a nice couple. A couple of what is the question.

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