Mike Pence, a man so wooden termites salivate when he enters a room, is heading to Iowa:
Former Vice President Mike Pence is headed to Iowa next month as he ramps up his national travel schedule ahead of a potential 2024 White House bid…
It is Pence‘s second trip in just a few months to Iowa, which has traditionally held the first presidential nominating contest. Pence appeared this summer at the Faith & Freedom Summit, an event hosted by Bob Vander Plaats, an influential evangelical figure in the state.
The excited citizens are already building the traditional gallows and practicing their traditional greetings of, “Hang Mike Pence.”