Quit Teasing Us, Karma

The Virgin Mayor of Keg City Justice Kavanaugh

(undated file photo)

Justice Brett Kavanaugh has tested positive for Covid-19, the Supreme Court said Friday, the first publicly known case of coronavirus among the high court’s justices.

Kavanaugh, who is fully vaccinated, tested positive on Thursday night, the court said in a statement. The justice’s immediate family tested negative and he has no symptoms.

Is it asking too much, Karma, to shake a leg?

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11 Responses to Quit Teasing Us, Karma

  1. Scooter says:

    He also tested positive for beer and rapeyness.

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  2. Jimmy T says:

    Looks like we found the only thing positive about justice beerkegs…

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  3. R White says:

    Wasn’t aware that you could catch COVID by whoring oneself out to corporations…

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  4. roket says:

    It would be irresponsible not to speculate that he got it from some whore in one of those dive bars he likes to drink beer in.


  5. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy y’all!

    Depressingly, he’ll get the best medical care possible, but #SilverLining: god is sending a message. Let’s hope that he heeds it and resigns, or god takes care of it.



  6. Richard Portman says:

    He will probably survive. He will get the medical care that my poor neighbor can’t get. He will probably turn in to some kind of weird republican zombie.
    He will sit there on the Supreme Court for years to come.
    Can i speak honestly? It would be better if he would take some time to be with his family.


  7. My heart sunk when I read that he had no symptoms. I know I should feel like a bastard for that but, I don’t.


  8. paul fredine says:

    so sorry to hear that. not that he tested positive but that he’s vaccinated. we just can’t catch a break…no pun, definitely.


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