And that was when I learned that Kristi Noem is (allegedly) banging Corey Lewandowski, who just now was fired from the Trump SuperPAC for stalking the wife of a donor, annnnnnnd I am not making this up: her name is Trashelle Odom.
South Dakota is making a run for South Carolina America’s seething hotbed of unbridled lust ™ title, clearly.
Mock Paper Scissors 
All of the principled law & order republicans are dead.
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I read about that yesterday. I took a few minutes to get over my revulsion of anyone having Corey Lewandowski for a sex partner let alone a consensual sex partner. Major ickyness there, but “America’s seething hotbed of unbridled lust.” I’m pretty sure all lust is unbridled. When it’s not, the term “kinky bridled lust” is a good standby. Giddy up there hot stuff…
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I always assumed a seething hotbed of unbridled lust required semi-tropical temperatures. South Dakotans’ adaptability is truly impressive.
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It gets kind of cold in the winter in the norther Great Plains, so I hear. When you’re stuck inside to avoid the below 0 F weather, you gotta do something to stem the tide of cabin fever.
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We’re SOUTH Dakota ….. kinda like North Mississippi ………
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I do so love that name, Trashelle Odom. What were her parents thinking??? Oh, unless it’s a family name. “We have Trash in our past and Trash in our future! Great-gramma Trash and little Trashette. We’ll go far. No one takes out our Trash.” Is it Irish or German or French?
And you can work with that last name, too. Oh dear.
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Does she come from Appalachia? If so, I assume that’s her nickname. Her full name is Whitetrashelle Odom.
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That is an awesome name. Hopefully, her friends call her Shelley. I’m putting it in the can’t make this up box.
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“Trashelle Odom’s name is pronounced ‘TRU-shel,’ according to her Facebook.” And Faceplant don’t lie.
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South Dacovid wants everybody to know there’s more to them than super-spreader biker rallies. They’re America’s one-stop shop for fucked-upitude.
The name “Trashelle” is inexplicable. I assume she had strong words for her parents when she got old enough to understand what she’d been saddled with.
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We all knew Cory was human trash (hence the attraction to “Trashelle?) but the delicious details about disgustingly corrupt Kristy Noem are better than a Krispy Kreme donut. (Pardon me while I throw up in my mouth.)
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I’m wondering is it pronounced “Tray-shell”, or “Trash-hell”? I’m going with Trash-hell.
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