News That Will Drive You To Drink

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You could see this coming down the track:

Infamous, thin-skinned Republican rat-eff’er Matthew Dowd is running for Lt. Governor of Texas… as a Democrat.

The first bit of opposition research will probably knock him, glass-jawed,  out of the race. Remember, this is the dude who deleted his entire Twitter history as he was angling for a contract with MSNBC.

And just as a point of clarity, I don’t think Texas Democrats are stupid, they can spot a 10-Gallon Fraud across the blue bonnets, and they have a fine Democratic candidate in Mike Collier, so whatever Dowd is doing, it has nothing to do with filling a void. It’s another NeverTrumper/Lincoln Project/Bulwark grift. Bank on it, and we’ll be seeing others before the 2022 Pie Fight and 2024 Goat Rodeo.


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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. roket says:

    Sorry Matt. You don’t blend

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Fix your own damn party, asshole!


  3. RWW says:

    Another wannabe performance artist? 20 gallons of shit in a 10 gallon hat.

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  4. IMRowPog says:

    Based on my experience of 30 years, 8-hors from reality in any direction, (as an undercover agent of what the local Mullahs and assorted Mevangelicals consider “the forces of Northern Agression”,) Texas Democrat politicians are, for the most part, limp …. biscuits. In fact, when Beaker Cornyn last ran for his seat, I’m pretty sure his “Democratic” opponent was financed by neoconfederates of Trumpublican cult.
    The DNC and DNCC are only focused on the mechanizations of the least deliberative body in the world.
    Anyway, does anyone think Mullah Danny Patrick (or the talking TV dinner, or the gang-bangers that think they’re “militias”) realize the irony of their Replacement Theory rants?


  5. R White says:

    Annnddd we have a winner! TG you called it as Fox News delivers while matty boy and his unpaid ‘no labels’ staffers ignore the obvious. What a Schmuck.


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