A car made for a weenie.
Oscar Mayer offers NASA a Wienermobile to transport moon astronauts
NASA actually is looking for some new astronaut ground transportation. It put out a call last week for commercial providers to chime in on possible replacements for the shiny Astrovan that once moved shuttle astronauts the nine miles from their crew quarters to the launchpad.
But, you know, product placement. Now imagine Jeff Bezos driving the weenie to his flying dick…
Mock Paper Scissors 
LOLOLOLOL!
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I would love to see this!
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True story — my father was a childhood friend of Meinhardt Rabbe (the Undertaker in “Wizard of Oz”) who, along with his wife (a fellow Munchkin), drove the first Wienermobile for Oscar Mayer. Back in the late 50’s/ early 60’s, my family was surprised to see the Wienermobile come up our driveway and Meinhardt and his wife pop out! It was fun meeting him, and my brother and I got litlle plastic wiener whistles out of it. Amusing to see how the company wants to use a later iteration of it now.
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A trifecta!
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Paul Ryan should be available to drive it again. He has the experience.
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