Big Trouble in Little Chintz

Belle Watling

Undated file photo

Washington DC’s most infamous remora, Senatorette Lindsey Graham is in hot water, again:

Sen.Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) reportedly told former President Trump, “You f’d up your presidency” earlier this year when attempting to advise him to accept that he lost the 2020 presidential election…

“We quote conversations between Sen. Graham and Trump in which Lindsey Graham says to Trump, ‘You f’d up your presidency’ at one point just a couple of months ago,” Woodward said.

Good for Lindsey, showing a little spine and standing up for… wait. What’s that?

Woodward added that Trump hung up on Graham and then called him back a day later, at which point Graham said to Trump, “I would have hung up too.”

“Take me, you stallion,” Lindsey didn’t whisper into the phone, “ravage me, utterly savage me, make wild monkey love to me. $20, same as in town.”

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7 Responses to Big Trouble in Little Chintz

  1. genelms says:

    I am positive brain bleach will not remove that image. Not even industrial strength!

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  2. gruaud says:

    Touch-a, touch-a. touch-a, touch me
    I wanna be dirty
    Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
    Creature of the night

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  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Trump must have photographed him in a compromising situation in one of his hotels.

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  4. paul fredine says:

    $20 seems a little high for an old ho like lindsey or does that come with lunch?

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  5. ali redford says:

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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